Christopher Lindstrom

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a note for employers:
as far as ya'll concerned, all writing on this little blog thing is fictional and totally not real and i'm not such a complete mess in real life like i wear pants sometimes, not basketball shorts all the time, i promise, please believe that, you gotta believe that, please!

I emailed this guy back.  I told him, "sign me up, brahhh.  I need the ca$$$h!"  I know it’s a scam but his name is so beautiful.  I just want this seedy guy pretending to be a barrister to send me emails all day but he never responded!  Ulrich!  Why aren’t you trying to get me to wire you money so I can claim the inheritance of the British couple who died in a tragic car accident in Manchester?? Did you find sombody else to fleece?  An elderly lady who still pays for AOL?  Why aren’t you still trying to scheme on me, brah?

I miss everybody.  Every girl who ever walked.  Friends who slowly slipped away into nowhere.  All my dead dogs and lost cats.  And Ulrich Claypole, the barrister who got away.

  1. tnrealliam reblogged this from christopherlindstrom and added:
    Lmao #inconsistent #asshole
  2. nataliemthomas said: I love this.
  3. zubzubzub reblogged this from christopherlindstrom and added:
    every girl who ever walked.
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