Christopher Lindstrom

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[christopherdlindstrom@gmail.com]






a note for employers:
as far as ya'll concerned, all writing on this little blog thing is fictional and totally not real and i'm not such a complete mess in real life like i wear pants sometimes, not basketball shorts all the time, i promise, please believe that, you gotta believe that, please!

just your friendly reminder that i’m running a lit mag and you can get the first copy for 10 bucks on indiegogo. it is my sincere promise to you that the cover will be sparkly and the fonts will be tight.

it dawned on me today that if i lost one of my front teeth, i’d probably have to go without for like a really long time. i have no tooth money, wonky probably fake health insurance, and my dentist unfriended me on facebook so i don’t think he’s even my dentist anymore.

i would be toothless forever.

christopherlindstrom:

aegirmag:

A look at some of the sample spreads for the Aegir indiegogo! featuring work from DJ Nelson, Sarah Hamburger, Ryan Nicholson, Cassandra de Alba, Dee Mac, and Marina Santiago!

Just in case people missed it before, the literary magazine I’ve been working on is now accepting pre-orders on Indiegogo if that’s something that sounds cool to you. 

aegirmag:

A look at some of the sample spreads for the Aegir indiegogo! featuring work from DJ Nelson, Sarah Hamburger, Ryan Nicholson, Cassandra de Alba, Dee Mac, and Marina Santiago!

Just in case people missed it before, the literary magazine I’ve been working on is now accepting pre-orders on Indiegogo if that’s something that sounds cool to you. 

aegirmag:

Our Indiegogo campaign has officially launched! Pre-order your copy today.

And thank you again to all our contributors and to all the people that submitted.

The magazine I’ve been working on just launched their fundraising campaign on Columbus Day because fuck Columbus Day. Check it out!

should i know what saffron is yet?

in high school, i once played ‘my heart will go on’ on a keyboard inside a radioshack to try to impress a date. like, i told her “hey, let’s go in here for a sec.” and then i played it and i had to relearn most of the intro so the whole process took like 6 minutes. i was either sweating or panicking that i might possibly be sweating and an employee was maybe telling me to stop. i’m almost certain that the first thing i’ll see when i die is that radioshack and when i see it, i’ll know there is a hell. 

or a purgatory. it could’ve been a purgatory. i ate fried dough like 2 hours later that night. all’s well that ends fried dough.

joobr:

$25 bust
$40 full body/simple bg
$100+ full illustration

WILL DRAW: everything!! NSFW requests are encouraged lol I WANT TO MAKE NICE PICTURES FOR YOU!!!

send me an email at HIERONYMUSROBOT[at]GMAIL.COM to buy your very own juber drawing wink wonk

if you need art done, commission joobr! she is very great/cool.

bank tellers don’t like it when you eat baguettes in line. they don’t care if you’re hungry or if you’ve been struggling. they don’t care if most of the crumbs ended up on your shirt and not on the ground. they don’t even want your money.