I have an interview tomorrow for a marketing position so I have less than 24 hours to
All I’ve accomplished so far is that I think there might be pants in my closet. Will investigate later.
The Northern Lights were visible in New England last night
I forgot about that until right now though
it probably looked cool
it probably looked really good
I bet the color green was involved somewhere in the mix
I spent my lunch break
inventing new trees
it’s a fir but it’s fast
there were better examples than that I assume
A schizophrenic woman sits at a table eating apple fritters
she has two different voices
and a stuffed animal cat
with broken eyes
that she picks at
Another day of sadness
a 40 year old man wearing billabong
with kinda spiky hair just a little bit
knows all the words to The Offspring’s
Pretty Fly for a White Guy
he fucking loves that Ricki Lake reference
he fucking gets it
he understands the world and how the man
how you gotta tell the man to just quit it sometimes
can you mention that you’ve watched Mad Men on your resume? like is each season a year’s worth of marketing experience? could i possibly be too qualified?
I’ve been eating a lot of salad lately. There’s a lot of power in that sentence. Like if i said that to a bouncer at a club, he’d immediately grant me access to the vip room and to the helicopter pad and when i go up there to check it out, the helicopter pilot leans against the a/c unit and asks if i’m the ‘salad guy’ and that he was told to take me wherever i want to go. I don’t know. I’m just proud of it, I guess.
(full disclosure:most of these salads contained cheetos)
just found a bunch of cool jobs to apply for online but then i remembered i was supposed to make gazpacho today and there’s no gazpacho ingredients in the house so i have to get some at a grocery store and then of course you have to chill it for three hours and i’m sure there’s some kind of stirring required during the chilling process and i really, really tried today, i did.
I’ve eaten 5 empty ice cream cones in the past 2 days. I can’t tell whether they are genuinely good on their own or if i’m going through a thing.